What would you get YOUR Father for Father's Day?

My Family is weird...That is all that I have to say.

Below is an actual conversation that I had with my family about what we were going to do for my Father for Father's Day. Needless to say things got out of hand...and hilarious.

color coded so you can enjoy the conversation:  Red - sister 1, Blue - sister 2, Orange - Brother 1, Green - Brother 2

peek - a - boo I see you

more Lily cuteness, as she plays peek - a - boo with me. I love her so much.

What DOES my Traffic Say About Me?

sure I cut off Internet Explorer, no one
likes them anyways.

     Now, I wouldn't call myself a particularly vain person, but I am actually curious as to where the traffic that views my site comes from. Not that it really matters, or that it is a popularity contest, or that it makes me feel better about myself based on the traffic arriving at my site; it's just plain curiosity.

     So, when I looked at the traffic that my site received over its [two] lifetimes, I've come to slowly realize that apparently: 1.  while biased as I am against Apple, quite a bit of traffic appears to come from them. 2.  The operating system section looks like a peace-sign. I'm not quite sure what to make of that second one, but it has to be good...right?

SO WHAT DOES IT SAY?

I prefer to think about these graphs as a, "Thanksgiving dinner at a dysfunctional family's house." Where big brother Windows  and Macintosh (who have a long standing grudge against each other) are at the table keeping the little siblings:  Android, iPhone, and Linux; away from the adult-table. All of this while cousin Firefox is being eyed suspiciously because he's waving a lighter at the frilly lace table runner by his brothers: IE, Chrome, and Safari crack their knuckles and try to surround him.

In all, I am starting to think that I have an over-active imagination, but that I have a well-rounded supply of viewers even though I'm a little heavy on the big-boys. All I have to say is "Thank you readers" for making my information gathering more fun.

So now the question is:

WHAT DOES YOUR TRAFFIC SAY ABOUT YOU?

Feel free to take a look at your traffic and make your own stories and send them to your friends, or to me. I'm sure we can all have fun with it.

Lily Can Skate

Greetings ***Random internet viewer:  61345***

In keeping with the very recent theme of mine where, I show my daughter do amazing things, I have now  even completely blown my own mind. My daughter, less than 18 months at the time of this writing, has taken to roller skates rather quickly (as evidenced by this wonderful video).



I know what you're thinking, "so what! She's got those toddler skates on, they're probably locked out and she's walking!" You are correct in that statement, random Internet viewer you, however, those skates also have a rather impressive ability to unlock the wheels. Those wheels, by the way, are pretty loose and you can get pretty fast in them.

Cut to the video, BAM!!!! she's got the wheels, unlocked, ready to rock, and she's rolling like she came out skating.

Be amazed, be very amazed.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: My daughter did, in fact, not come out skating...just saying ;

Taking Care of the Little Girl

The aftermath of a 100 degree temperature on the little one. She was obviously looking and feeling crummy and so when we got done with dinner I decided that we should chill out in my room and watch Star Trek and hopefully she would feel better. So apparently being sick and watching Star Trek means instant sleepy time for the baby, nothing a warm bath and a bed time story wont fix.

Fifteen month old knows animal noises

Well, if my daughter isn't the cutest thing ever, even though she's just fifteen months she already knows animals and their noises. Unfortunately the only one I was able to "voluntarily" get her to do was the pig noise, after that she realized I was videoing her and got shy. Regardless of the end result, it's hard to not be amazed at what this little girl can do.

Enjoy

Juggling "disaster" amuses my daughter.

What is this? Two posts in a day? well, unless it's a weekend, this situation may or may not come up a lot. The point is, you never know what I'll have to share.

Like today, when my daughter thought my little juggling routine was incredibly hilarious, I thought I'd video it and share it with the world.

Enjoy!